hi billy

saw your show in bridlington while we was on holiday from birmingham thank

god you didnt choose me to be audience rep you would have had a field day

with my brummy accent came out with mascara all down my face never laughed

so much thank you for a brill nite trying to get tickets for when your in

longbridge oct hopfully see you there take care love from tina from brum xxx

hi billy

saw your show in bridlington while we was on holiday from birmingham thank

god you didnt choose me to be audience rep you would have had a field day

with my brummy accent came out with mascara all down my face never laughed

so much thank you for a brill nite trying to get tickets for when your in

longbridge oct hopfully see you there take care love from tina from brum xxx

hiya Billy

me and my friends from work have just been to see your show at Hull New

Theatre,oh my god how funny are you,i have never laughted so much at one

point i thought i was going to pee my pants.how you say so much without

coming up for air i will never know.I am one happy lady,thank you so much

for making my night a happy one.

love ya Dawn x

Hi Billy. Me and a few girls came to watch your show last night at

Bridlington - once again it was fab! Only problem was i had to sit through

half of it with my eyes shut!!! or covered over with a patch! Thursday

morning i was diagnosed with an ulcer on my cornea (ouch!!) and all i

thought was...Im not missing the show! So i battled on and came and although

i was in agony managed to see bits and listened to most! Ha ha how

embarassing the guy next to me thought i'd fallen asleep and i got a few

funny looks from the dancers as we were on the 3rd row...they must have

thought cheeky cow sat there with her eyes shut! Anyway...you never fail to

entertain us. we had a right laugh especially when the bomb went off! Bet

the sales in Tena Lady went up!!! Anyway, take care. Look forward to seeing

you in Bridlington again. Ta-ra chuck... Louise

hi billy just a quick message saw you in viva variety this summer in brid

with my wife and kids we never laughed so much in our lives great show also

my mum and dad said they know you my dad used to be a act called peregrine

carruthers

Hiya billy we came to see your show in blackpool last night 1/9/09 and what

can i say it was an absolutely fabulous night we were sat on the front row

and from you coming on the stage you had us in stitches it was a most

enjoyable night and you should be very proud of what you do as you are brill

after the show we spoke to you in the bar and what a lovely man you are you

had time for all that wanted to speak have photos and autographs keep up the

good work you are a true star from joe ps hope you got home in your car ok.

Hello Billy,

Would like to thank you for an amazing night! both myself and my partner

were creasing ourself laughing, you are a great entertainer! and I hope you

come back to gala Barnsley soon!

Regards

Lee & Jake!

hi billy my husband alistair and i enjoyed your show very much last night

the 1st september 2009. you are a great tonic and cheer every one up. will

come and see you again the last week in october. love you your brilliant

from paula butterfield. (blackpool).

hiya billy we saw u last nite at the dinnington resource centre, and i have

to say u are still as funny as ever, the last time i saw u was 20 years ago

at thurcroft bottom club, and after the show i came back stage n saw ya in

ya undies pmsl, anyways i just wanted to say u was chuffin superb n we

cannot wait till u come back nxt year, ps marie n david marriott said hi if

u remember them lolol

thanx once again billy

jane frew

The question i often get asked as a comedy performer is where do you go to

have a laugh ? The answer is always the same i love good quality all round

entertainment performed by by polished quality all round entertainers .

Following a stop over in Blackpool last night with the missus, two teenage

daughters & a 2yr old son. i quickly scanned the local whats on to find

billys in town .

We arrived just in time for curtain up & all i can say mate is what a great

show 2hrs of solid good family entertainment

even my two year old stayed awake during the entire show.

(he even has a nap during daddys shows !!)

once again thanks for a great nights entertainment.

sparky.

Hi was at the brid show wed 2 sep.very very funney,i think the best

comedian about today,first sore you as long ago in a working mans club in

hessle must be 20 plus years ago.enjoyed it then and better now,we all need

people like you in the world we live in today.keep up the good work.

kevin cook and family hull.

i would just like to say that i am a residend of bridlingtopn saw the show

on wed 26th august thought it was brill and would like to know when if any

would you concider doing a 1 man show there

yours

frank

thank you for a good night out

Hi Billy,

Just saw your show in Blackpool last Tuesday and it was fantastic. This is

the 8th time I have seen you live and I have seen you in the family shows,

adult shows and pantomime and you have been great every time. You never

fail to disappoint and always give the audience good value for money and you

can see that you really appreciate the fact that we have spent our hard

earned money coming to see you. It's just a shame that we dont see you on

TV these days. I am sick to death of all the so called "comedians" on TV

who think they are funny but couldnt hold a candle to you. Also all we get

is reality shows with z list celebrities and cheap TV programmes about

gardening, decorating, cooking etc. It's about time we had decent tv shows

and were entertained rather than just watching something because there is

nothing else on. Gone are the days when you used to look forward to a show

coming on TV, now we just have to be grateful for what we get. The theatre

on Tues!

day was packed and everyone came away laughing and with a big smile on

their faces (even the kids). In these dark depressing days with everyone

going on about unemployment and the credit crunch we need people like you

who can keep us entertained and keep us laughing. Looking forward to seeing

you in panto at Bradford. Cheers.

Chuffing good show,shirts a bit quiet,we are from Blackpool so we didnt miss

the bus!Have a great season ,hope to see you next year.

from Mel and Mike

PS is that wheely your dog?

Hi Sweetie,

Just want to say that you make me roll up laughing :o)

Is there any chance that you will be doing any shows 'Darn Saaaaarf' (down

south lol)

I live in London, and now that Ive lost me job won't be able to travel 'oop

norf' to see you :o(

Annnnnyways, keep doin what your doin

Luffs Ya

Sue

XxX

Hi Billy,

Saw the show in Hunstanton last night. It was brilliant. Whether you're

doing family shows or adult, (as we saw you in at Stamford) you never fail

to make us laugh. Those poor people at the other end of the front row to

us. They obviously had a bit of a 'problem' shall we say!!!!

Anyway, many thanks again, all the very best with rest of the tour and see

you in Blackpool in September.

Ruth & Richard

Bury St Edmunds.

Hi Billy,

Came to see you last night in Bedworth, as always you were brilliant!!!

We had a fab night, and it was great you being so local.

Hopefullly seen you soon,

Dawn xxxx

Hi Billy Thanks for a great laugh last night at Bedworth Civic Hall. Last

year we travelled to Southport to see you so it was nice to see you down

here in the Midlands. It's always a special treat to see you wherever you

are. Keep up the good work!

Jean Arrowsmith x

hi billy we was at brid this week and was very lucky to see you just coming

out of the spar i asked if i could take your photo but instead you got

somone to take a photo of yourself me and my husband it was very kind of

you and i will treasure it you are a true gent thank you seeing you made

our day just wish we was in brid to see your show best regards and all the

best to you from irene & mick x

Billy, we saw you in February at The Sea Breeze Hotel and subsequently

realised , following your morning song to the egg lady at breakfast, you

must be a comedian!! We then spotted your name in the forthcoming show at

The Palace and decided we must go and see you. Obviously we recognised the wedding shirt that you wore at the wedding!! Anyway, just to say we really

enjoyed last Friday evening at The Palace and you certainly made us all

laugh (just as you did at breakfast at The Sea Breeze!! The Jones and the

Phillips families!

Dear Billy, just to thank you particularly, and Mick and Jimmy too of

course, for a great show at the Opera House last night....if you ain't

careful, you'll be getting a reputation like Ken Dodd...they can't get him

off the stage either! We had a brilliant night....thanks again....best

regards and all that...Phil and Jim Pettitt from Stoke !!

hi there hope you keeping alright,saw your show last night comedy night out

at buxton enjoyed the show.you were brillant as ever did stop to see you had

a long jounery home wife was up early for work but me not working at the

moment victim of the credit crunch.when are you doing any more shows in

notts area thanks again for a good nite out, i needed cheering up.bye pat

and tony.

thank you for making me laugh so much iv only just found your website and iv

seen you just 4 times but iv never stopped laughing its great to see someone

so much into making people laugh so much , the last time i saw you was at

the metrodome in barnsley but the best was at burntwood court and that was a

nite to remember . i hope to see you soon on yout travels

Hello Billy. am looking forward to seeing your show when I come over to

Blackpool. Just nowt like a good North Country comic. I will most likley be

coming to the Tuesday the 21st of July show.

Betty from California

Hiya Billy, my mum and i saw you at Rotherham Civic on the 20th June, you

were absolutely brilliant like always but i really want to thank you for

making a fuss of my Mum. My mum was Joan, who you sang to, sat in the

wheelchair (audience representative) Mums last outting was to see you in

panto (JAN 09) Due to illness as only been out to hospital and dr's

appointments until seeing you at Rotherham Civic. She's never stopped

talking about you and the show, she calls you her tonic!!!!! I will be

seeing you in Brid on the 15th July, front row of course, unfortunately mum

is not well enough to make that journey. Billy thank you again, you are a

real gentleman and a FANTASTIC entertainer. love ya xx

Hi Billy

Came to see your show on Tuesday night in Blackpool. You were lucky my son

and i were there. My wife caught swineflu on Friday and we had to cancel our

week holiday to Menorca .I came to Blackpool to give my son some fun. Any

way thanks for a good show.

Steve Dorrington

PS i would of humilated that person with the mobile that went off!!

Hi There

Me and my hubby went to see your show in Bridlington on Wednesday and it was such a laugh and great to see kids and adults all having a good old chuckle together-not many comedians can make both laugh these days.

Will certainly recommend the show to the visitors here in Brid.

Thank you

Love Chrissie xx

Hi Billy

Saw you in blackpool the other day. thought you were 'chuffin' Hilarious.

The Titanic bit was brilliant. I also watch you in the pantos at

bradford..you are really good. Rob was brilliant and has a really good

voice...

Do you ever get bored of saying the same jokes every week at shows?

Thanks

From Lauren x

Hi Billy

You may not remember me - we were on Win Lose or Draw together yonks ago and

you were at school with my mum. We came backstage after your show in

Manchester to see you ages ago. My mum is in Bridlington at the moment and

has just booked to take my 2 boys and my sister's 2 boys (aged 8, 9, 11 and

12) to see you in Brid on 5th August. Any chance of backstage passes matey?

It would make her day (and the kids).

Would be sooooooooooooooo grateful.

Still lovin your work. You're a legend.

Thanks pal so so much.

Mands xxx

Great show last night.

I thought you might be interested in the reaction of two young lads sat in

front of us last night. When you finished the joke about

''supersex'...''I'll just have the soup, please'', amidst the laughter the

14 year old leaned over to the 13 year old and said

''Did you get that one ?'' which became an added punchline for us.

It was good to see these two and lots of other children taking to your

humour and enjoying the show.

Our youngest daughter is working in Mexico teaching dance to Thomson

holidaymakers and she is determined to catch the show when she returns in

September along with her boyfriend who really took to your act on video

from the Childrens variety performance and Des O'Connor show.

We will probably come to catch the show again with them.

Thanks, again.

Great show last night.

I thought you might be interested in the reaction of two young lads sat in

front of us last night. When you finished the joke about

''supersex'...''I'll just have the soup, please'', amidst the laughter the

14 year old leaned over to the 13 year old and said

''Did you get that one ?'' which became an added punchline for us.

It was good to see these two and lots of other children taking to your

humour and enjoying the show.

Our youngest daughter is working in Mexico teaching dance to Thomson

holidaymakers and she is determined to catch the show when she returns in

September along with her boyfriend who really took to your act on video

from the Childrens variety performance and Des O'Connor show.

We will probably come to catch the show again with them.

Thanks, again.

Great show last night.

I thought you might be interested in the reaction of two young lads sat in

front of us last night. When you finished the joke about

''supersex'...''I'll just have the soup, please'', amidst the laughter the

14 year old leaned over to the 13 year old and said

''Did you get that one ?'' which became an added punchline for us.

It was good to see these two and lots of other children taking to your

humour and enjoying the show.

Our youngest daughter is working in Mexico teaching dance to Thomson

holidaymakers and she is determined to catch the show when she returns in

September along with her boyfriend who really took to your act on video

from the Childrens variety performance and Des O'Connor show.

We will probably come to catch the show again with them.

Thanks, again.

Hi Billy

Just wanted to say what a great time my Husband Peter,my In - laws and I had

last week. We were in the front row not far from the Lady called Hazel you

were chatting to throughout the show!

Fantastic acts and wonderful all round entertainment hope to see you next

year!

Best wishes

Debbie and Peter

Hello Billy, saw you at your sell out show on the North Pier last night :-)

great to see it so busy and great to see you on such great form - Ive not

laughed so much in ages - would love to see your adult show!!!

Regards

Peter :-))))

Hiya Billy

Just wanted to drop a line and say how magnificent you were at Darlaston Conservative club :)

i love your act - even though you told the audience that i thought you were a chuckle brother :D

My dad ( Mick ) was really excited to be working with you :)

Hope to see you again soon

Hope the family is well and everything goes well for you

Love and Best chuffin' wishes ;)

Gemma

xxx

Hello Billy

Just wanted to say you were absolutely brilliant on Friday! What a fabulous

night, you're such a star! We saw you when you graced Darlo last time and

thank goodness you were brave enough to do it again!!!

Hope you'll come back again. . .Look forward to it!

Take care

Best Wishes

Julie

Hiya

Ponte show not far off, looking forward to seeing you, me hubby, his mate his wife, my mate (the one who came with me to Bradford and we had to go home early) and a friend r coming with me so it going to be a great night, whats your drink cos i promised you a drink behind the bar

Julie xx

Hi Billy,

Just a short message to say thanks for a wonderful last show at blackpool

north pier last week,the honour you got for the top selling perfomer ever at

the pier was great news.

Have got tickets for your panto with the wife and boys looking forward to

that and am going to book tickets for your show at cedar court in march next

year,never seen your live adult show so am looking forward to that.

Take care billy keep up the good work,variety aint dead yet,

Thanks,

Mr Adrian Fisher

hi billy

I enjoyed your show this year my mam still is talking about how great you

were off stage as well as on stage the photo we had with you came out

exellent and i hope you come back to blackpool next year ps thanks for the

photo

Hi Billy,

I drove all the way from Lincoln to see your last show and it was brilliant.

I am a Blackpool girl and will be bringing my family to see you hopefully

again next year.

Best wishes,

Trish.

Hi Billy,

We have followed you round your shows & just want to say the last show at

blackpool what a night, total quality, laugh after laugh after laugh. An

excellent night. All the acts were all brill. Congratulations on the award

you got for breaking the box office records, you deserve it, keep it up. See

you in your next show. Chris, Kay, Joe, Max

Billy,

Me and 5 family memebers came to your show on the pier the last show of the

season, and i would like to say it was bloody fantastic. I have seen many

shows in blackpool and you was the best by far keep it up.

David Cornthwaite

im lewis carry 9 from leeds.

i went to your show in blackpool on the pier it was the best show i ever

seen your chuffing great.i would av liked to see you after the show but it

was raining chuffing chuffing raining

your biggest fan

lewis

Hi Billy,

With Blackpool today, (27th october) your last night on North Pier, are you

going back for summer 2010?

Seen you there back in August, it was BRILLIANT SHOW MATE

Regards,

Ian

Hi Billy, Time again at the end of your Summer season to say thanks for all your hard work and what a great show it was this season. It sounds as though you had sell out shows more than once. Nice pictures from North Pier. They sell the best coffee in Blackpool beside the theatre and best for service too, Im sure the staff were sick of seeing me every morning & afternoon. At least it was only one week in the year.

Good luck with the pantomine and I hope it goes well for you again. We as a family go to the Edinburgh Kings and its now part of the yearly family events.

Any pictures you show after your panto season you always look well drained out, remember to eat well and keep healthy.

Entrants 24 will let me know of your summer season venues and things are starting to look better for me so I am sure I will see you next summer.

Thank you for the lovely smile you gave me when I was leaving Blackpool, your one of Britians real treasuresand the picture is locked on my memory along with you in your 'Super billy outfit', you just needed a swimming ring and flippers and you could have saved the Titanic?

I was a bit depressed at what I was going home to, unemployment after a bullying manager. But I've been offered a new job this week, so hopefully I can put the past life behind me.

Have a nice Christmas and enjoy the Panto season, all the best for the coming 2010. I'll be wishing you well for the New Year and I'll have to be working to gain another Smile & laugh next year where ever you are.

Lots of love, Angela.

Hiya Billy.

Just to say thanks for a brilliant show at the North Pier last Tuesday 29th.

It was lovely to chat to you again after the show too. Hope to see you again

before too long.

Love

Ruth & Richard

we have just got home from the Blackpool show with five of our friends.

Brilliant show -you worked so hard - just to let you know that your talents

are greatly appreciated.

Would like to say you have a great singing voice. Why not do a couple

seriously.

Eat your heart out Joe Longthorne.

Wish we could remember more of your jokes.

Thanks a lot,

Anne and Paul

hi,Billy my pal and I were at your one man show at the alhambra last night

and it was brill, nice to see you being you. We come to your panto every

christmas and love it, so keep up the good work!.

see you dec 22nd and cant wait!!!

Linda And Pam. x

Hi Billy it was absolutely wonderful to see you at the alhambra again last

night, i have not had the best last few months what with illness and

hospital appointments so yesterday was a real tonic just what the doctor

ordered, you are the only man guaranteed to make me cry with laughter

everytime we come to see you, it was great to see Kerry again hope shes

coming to last show in blackpool. anyway i just wanted to let you that i

still think your the worlds greatest comedian and you make me go home

feeling really happy when i've been to see you, looking forward to seeing

you at the last night in blackpool, take care till then

lots of love, hugs and kisses to kerry, jack and yourself

Lesa

Top show last night Billy, who let in the loony sat in the gods?

Even the missus is a convert now and the neighbours I dragged along with us.

Gonna have to get a pic next time to take back to the office and show the

guys that give me stick!!

Joke for your Irish section: Irishman goes to the Blacksmith for a job ..

Blacksmith says "have you ever shoed a horse before" ... Paddy replies "no

but I once told a Donkey to F*** off"!!!!

Hey ho, top show ..... roll on Panto time

Laters Alex.